The Nestlekwik Happy Hour for June 14, 2008!
Nestlekwik:
Welcome back for another feature-packed edition of The Nestlekwik Happy
Hour! The podcast you have to read makes its return. Your views have
spoken and The Nestlekwik Happy Hour is the number seven-rated show in
Utah between the hours of 3-4 a.m.! We’d like to thank everyone for
their support and by we, I mean that right by my very side is my second
player, the Florida Tekken Guru himself, MixMasterLar.
MixMasterLar: Man! I love fan mail!
Nes:
Wait … what? You got fan mail already? Your mailbag even has your
name on it. Since when were you the clear favorite on the show? All
I’ve received since last Saturday was a paper towel with “You Suck”
scribbled on it in silver crayon from some random guy while I was
pumping gas in my car …
Lar:
What can I say? The fans love my charisma. I’m like a Nintendo Power
Game Counselor; everyone wants to write in to me. Remember Howard
Phillips? He was awesome. I’m like Howard Phillips 2008.
Nes:
Well, you’ll have to stop by Goodwill sometime and pick up a snappy
polka-dotted bowtie then. And don’t even think of asking me to be
NESter. I’m never dying my hair that color again after the last time …
Lar: Hee hee hee. That was hilarious. I don’t think you’ll ever be allowed in that bowling alley again.
Nes:
Hmmm. Nintendo Power and Virtual Boy references all in one intro … it
just doesn’t get any better than that, folks. Since we’re reminiscing
about the days gone by, this sounds like a perfect segue into our retro
review of the week! We’ve blindfolded the monkey, handed it a dart and
turned it loose on our vast collection of video games. In hindsight,
that was a very bad idea as I don’t think we’ll ever get that smell out
of that room.
Lar: Oh. I thought that was you.
Nes: Not this time. So which game got the dubious honor of being hit with the dart and thus being chosen for our entertainment?
Lar:
Well, seeing as there is a huge hole in the disc thanks to a dart,
we’ll need to buy a new copy, but this week's retro review is the
sequel to the game that made you want to learn skate slang and listen
to grunge, while screaming "dude!"
Nes: “Dood!?!?” There’s a hole in my
Disgaea 2 copy?!?! I’m going to kill that monkey …
Lar: No, not the Prinnies, the skaters. We’re taking a look at
Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 2.
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